70+ Fun and Hilarious Easter Jokes for Kids to Tell

Are you looking to give your kids something to smile about this Easter? Check out these funny Easter jokes for kids!

Although Easter is often celebrated as a religious holiday, kids love to have some fun with it too! That’s where this great collection of Easter jokes comes in.

If you’re looking for a SIMPLE way to add something fun for your kids on Easter, try telling some of these cute Easter jokes and see how hard you can make them laugh!

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Okay, onto the best Easter jokes for kids: 

Cute Easter Bunny Jokes for Kids

What do you call the Easter bunny that won a marathon? A runny bunny!

What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite kind of music? Hip hop. 

How does the Easter Bunny feel after Easter? Totally eggs-hausted.

What made the Easter Bunny laugh? He heard a funny yolk! 

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Why was the Easter Bunny so upset about his picture? He was having a bad hare day! 

How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape? He does lots of hare-obics. 

What did the Easter Bunny say about his favorite restaurant? It’s eggs-cellent!

What do you say to the Easter Bunny on his birthday? Hoppy Birthday! 

Where did the Easter Bunny go to college? Johns Hopkins. 

What do you get if you cross the Easter Bunny with a famous French general? Napoleon Bunnyparte 

How does the Easter Bunny get places quickly? He takes the eggs-press lane! 

What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite game? Hopscotch!

What happened to the Easter Bunny when he misbehaved at school? He was egg-spelled!

How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape? He does a lot of eggs-ercize!

Where did the Easter Bunny go to get his tail refreshed? To the re-tail store. 

How does the Easter Bunny keep his hair in place? He uses lots of hare spray!

What happened when the Easter Bunny met the girl rabbit of his dreams? They lived happily ever after!

How did the wet Easter Bunny finally get dry? With a hare dryer!

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Where did the Easter Bunny learn how to ski? On the bunny hill, of course!

What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite restaurant? IHOP. 

Cute Rabbit Jokes for Easter

Where did the bunnies go dancing? To the basketball.

What do you call a rabbit that has fleas? Bugs Bunny!

What do you call a bunny with lots of money? A million-hare. 

How do rabbits keep cool in the summertime? They crank up the hare-conditioner. 

What kinds of stories do rabbits like best? Ones with hoppy endings. 

What’s the best way to catch an original rabbit? Unique up on him!

How do you catch a tame rabbit? Tame way, unique up on him too!

What do you call a Transformer Bunny? Hoptimus Prime. 

What do polite bunnies say? Eggs-cuse me, please!

How did the rabbit cross the road? He just kept hopping he could. 

What’s the difference between a fake $100 dollar bill and a crazy bunny? One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!

Why did the rabbit cross the road? Because the chicken had all of his eggs.

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What is a rabbit’s favorite dance? The Bunny Hop.

How do rabbits travel? They ride on a hare-plane!

What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a bee? A honey bunny. 

What kind of rabbits can’t hop? Chocolate ones! 

Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world? Because it has four rabbit feet.

What kind of gold do rabbits wear? 14-carrot gold!

What do you call a dumb bunny? A hare brain.

Where do bunnies go after they get married? On their bunnymoon. 

Which side of a rabbit has the most fur? The outside. 

Why can’t a rabbit’s ear be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot!

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an oyster? The Oyster Bunny. 

How do you know if you have a very old rabbit? Because of all the gray hares!

What happens when a rabbit gets angry? He gets hopping mad. 

What does a bunny do in the rain? Get wet. 

How does a rabbit make gold soup? He adds 24 carrots!

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More Funny Easter Jokes

What did one Easter egg say to the other? Have you heard any good yolks lately? 

Why aren’t there any dinosaurs that celebrate Easter? Because they’re eggs-tinct. 

How come the Easter eggs don’t go down a dark alley? They don’t want to get beat up. 

Related article: 13 Unique, Fun, and Easy Ideas for Easter Egg Hunts

Why shouldn’t you tell jokes to an Easter egg? It might crack up. 

Did you hear about the house that was infested with Easter eggs? They needed to call an eggs-terminator! 

What do Easter eggs do for fun? Kara-yolk-e! 

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What do you need if your chocolate eggs mysteriously disappear? And eggs-planation! 

Why did the bunny hop down the trail? Because he was too young to drive!

Where does Christmas come before Easter? In the dictionary!

What kind of beans never grow in a garden? Jelly beans.

Why did the jelly bean go to school? He wanted to become a Smartie!

What do you call a mischievous Easter egg? A practical yolker!

Why was the Easter egg hiding? He was a little chicken.

What is the Easter egg’s least favorite day of the week? Fry-day.

How does Easter end? With the letter R!

Where do Easter eggs grow? On egg-plants! 

What do you call an Easter egg from space? An eggs-tra-terrestrial! 

Funny Easter Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock. 

Who’s there? 

Wendy. 

Wendy who? 

Wendy Easter Bunny coming to our house? 

Knock, knock. 

Who’s there? 

Sherwood. 

Sherwood who? 

Sherwood like to find my Easter basket. 

Knock, knock. 

Who’s there? 

Butcher. 

Butcher who?

Butcher eggs all in one basket! 

Knock, knock. 

Who’s there? 

Some bunny.

Some bunny who?

Some bunny loves you! 

Knock, knock. 

Who’s there? 

Donut. 

Donut who?

Donut forget to say Happy Easter! 

Knock, knock. 

Who’s there? 

Arthur. 

Arthur who? 

Arthur any more Easter eggs to find?

Final thoughts about the cutest Easter jokes for kids

I hope your kids will love these adorable Easter jokes! 

Remember, you don’t have to do ALL of the crafts, gifts, parties, etc, etc, etc to make your kids feel loved on Easter. 

You can do a few small and simple things – like tell these cute Easter jokes for kids and download the cute Easter printables from the Free Printables Library (wink, wink) – that can make some sweet Easter memories your kids will always remember. 

(Jokes are sourced from iMom, Squigly’s Playhouse, Parade, and Kid Activities.)

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Which one of these Easter jokes for kids made you smile most? 

70+ Fun and Hilarious Easter Jokes for Kids to Tell70+ Fun and Hilarious Easter Jokes for Kids to Tell70+ Fun and Hilarious Easter Jokes for Kids to Tell70+ Fun and Hilarious Easter Jokes for Kids to Tell

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