Fall Jokes for Kids – 85 Hilarious Jokes to Tell at the Dinner Table

If you’re looking for a SIMPLE way to do something fun with your kids this fall, try telling some of these cute Fall Jokes for Kids and see how hard you can make them laugh!

If you’re a part of the 57 percent of parents who feel like they don’t spend enough quality time with their kids, you’re in the right place!

Our goal here at Jen Bradley|MOMs is to help you find simple, meaningful ways to create happy memories with your kids.

And we’re convinced that laughing with your kids is a great way to make those happy memories!

So keep on reading to check out our un-be-leaf-able collection of funny fall jokes for kids!

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The Best Fall Jokes for Kids

Why did Humpty Dumpty really have a great fall? To make up for his terrible summer. 

Why was the robot couple’s anniversary in the fall? They were autumn-mated. 

Why do so many people say fall is their favorite season? Because it’s so gourd-geous. 

What scary creature lives in the Hundred Acre Woods? Winnie the Boo!

What do you get when you cross a train engine with an apple pie? Puff pastry. 

Why did the apple pie go to the dentist? Because it needed a filling. 

apple joke for fall

What did the apples say to the baker? Use cherries instead!

What kind of vest do you wear in the fall? A har-vest!

How are you supposed to talk in the library? With your in-cider voice. 

What is a rock star’s favorite month? Rock-tober

Where do apples like to go hiking? Mount Fuji. 

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More awesome Fall Jokes for Kids

What did the lost cornstalk say to the scarecrow? I’m so corn-fused. 

Why did the apple stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice!

What is a scarecrow’s favorite type of fruit? Straw-berries!

What do you call a small pepper in late autumn? A little chili. 

Why is fall the best time of the year to go on vacation? The weather is un-be-leaf-able!

What can a whole apple do that half an apple cannot do? It can look round. 

What is the best book to read in the fall? Gourd of the Rings. 

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Why was the man shopping for Reynolds Wrap? Because his wife wanted to see fall foliage! 

What does a school book do in the fall? It puts on a jacket. 

Why did the apple pie cross the road? It saw a fork up ahead. 

What did the baker add to the apple pie to make it extra delicious? Spice spice baby. 

Why did the scarecrow win a medal? Because he was outstanding in his field!

Why did the apple pie cry? Because its peelings were hurt!

What did the baker say to his wife in the fall? I only have pies for you. 

Cute Pumpkin Jokes

How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!

Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school? The crossing gourd. 

What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash. 

What is the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter? Pumpkin pi. 

How do gourds get so strong? By pumpkin iron. 

What did the squash say to the pumpkin? Life is gourd, isn’t it?

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What do you call a gourd’s family members? Pump-kin. 

Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches? They don’t have any hands to knock on the door. 

Which can jump higher, a pumpkin or a scarecrow? Neither of them can jump!

What did the farmer say when his gourds went missing? There’s pumpkin strange going on around here. 

What do you call a pumpkin that works at the beach? A life gourd.

Why did the pumpkin roll across the road? Because it didn’t have any feet!

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What’s the best thing to put into pumpkin pie? Your teeth. 

Why was Cinderella not any good at softball? Because her coach was a pumpkin!

What did the pumpkin football coach tell his team before the big game? Gourd big or gourd home!

What did the pumpkin tell his girlfriend on their date? Hey pumpkin, you’re looking boo-tiful!

Kids’ Jokes About Fall Trees, Leaves, and More

What do you call a giant pile of leaves? The Great Barrier Leaf!

What is a tree’s least favorite month? Sep-Timber!

Why are trees so easygoing? Because every fall, they let loose. 

What do leaves say when spring arrives? What a re-leaf!

What did the oak tree say to the young sapling? Be-leaf in yourself! 

How do leaves travel from town to town? On their autumn-mobiles!

fall leaf joke for kids

What do Jedi trees say to each other in the fall? May the forest be with you. 

What did the little tree say to the bully tree? Leaf me alone.

Why are trees so forgiving? Because every fall they learn to let go. 

What did the tree say when it got in a fight with another tree? Alright, I’m leafing!

What happens when winter arrives? Autumn leaves. 

Why do trees hate to take tests? Because they always get stumped!

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn’t get hurt when it falls? Autumn leaves!

What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in the fall? Paid leaf. 

If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.

What did one leaf say to the other? I’m falling for you. 

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What is it called when a tree doesn’t believe it’s autumn? Dis-be-leaf. 

Why do trees like to try new things? Because every fall, they turn over a new leaf. 

What do you call a man in a pile of colorful leaves? Russell. 

How do trees get on the Internet? They just log on. 

What did the young tree say to his girlfriend? Please never leaf me. 

Fall Jokes with Animals

What is black, white, orange, and waddles? A penguin holding a pumpkin!

Why do birds fly south in the fall? Because it’s too far to walk.

What’s an elephant’s favorite vegetable? Squash.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm!

funny apple joke

What do you get when you cross a turtle with a giraffe? A turtleneck!

Why did the lions move at the end of the summer? Because the pride goeth before the fall. 

What is the slowest way for an ant to get down from a tree? Sit on a leaf and wait until autumn. 

What happened when the turkey got in a fight? He got the stuffing knocked out of him. 

Fun Fall Riddles for Kids

What kind of coat goes on wet? A coat of paint.

When is an apple grouchy? When it’s a crab apple. 

What can you see in fall that you can’t see in spring, summer, or winter? The word “all.” 

What runs around a farm but doesn’t move? A fence. 

If it took six kids six hours to eat all the apples in the orchard, how long would it take three kids? None, because the first six kids have already eaten them all. 

If the wind is blowing towards the west, which way do the leaves on the pine tree fall? A pine tree doesn’t have leaves. 

What has ears but can’t hear a thing? A cornfield.

corn field fall joke

What kind of an apple isn’t an apple? A pineapple.

In what place does January come after February and December comes before September? The dictionary. 

What is small, brown, wears a cap, and turns into an oak tree? An acorn. 

What season is the cutest? Awww-tumn. 

Funny Fall Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock. 

Who’s there?


Will who? 

Will you grab me a sweater? It’s getting cold outside!

Knock, knock. 

Who’s there?


Olive who?

Olive telling these funny fall jokes. 

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Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Iva who?

I’ve got a ton of leaves that need raking.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there? 


Water who? 

Water you going to be for Halloween?

Final thoughts about the cutest Fall Jokes for Kids

We hope your kids will love these adorable fall jokes! 

Remember, you don’t have to do ALL of the crafts, gifts, parties, etc, etc, etc to make your kids feel loved. 

Sometimes the very best thing you can do to show your kids how much you love them is to spend time with them! And better yet, why not tell them some cute fall jokes and laugh along with them!

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